How about a review of the film, Cinch? Doesn't seem to be getting very good ones but everyone is going to see it anyway. Guess it must because Alec Baldwin returned to the U.S.A. to be in it? Here's a quote from Mr. Cranky:

Once again, the filmmakers perpetuate the myth that hot chicks like Maria Bello are just waiting around for old, schlubby guys like William H. Macy with good hearts. Really, it doesn't matter how big a loser you are (and Bernie is the biggest): If you have a good heart you can bed Maria Bello. The filmmakers know enough to show Bello completely naked, because then the losers in the audience can fantasize about bedding Maria Bello and in the process forget that they actually have a better shot at bedding a drunk William H. Macy.

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