... the episode of Malcolm in the Middle a couple of months ago when they went to Las Vegas? Lois (the mom) gets to meet David Cassidy, and goes back stage with him in his dressing room. At a certain point as he is talking to her, he pauses, picks up a plastic face shield, places it over his face, and does a hair-spray touch up to his perfect performer's coiffure...

Picture something similar in my case, except that the sweeping hairspray got a little too close to the mood-lighting candles...

Brent J. Jensen
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