I'm still laughing even though I have seen some of them before.

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

#2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

#3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)

#4.WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

#5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

#6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

#7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at the blonde jokes!)

And my wife's personal favorite:

#8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)