"Let's just say he didn't leave my house with any sugar packets or wet naps from the Grand Casino."

Give him time! How long did it take Murph to convert you into a slot card junkie? One more day should do it....he'll leave your house with pockets stuffed full of chips and cards, and wearing a baseball hat from the Grand Casino. When he takes the hat off, wet naps and sugar packets will come tumbling out!!