Jim,

You're screwed, welcome to the cult.

Suggestions:

1. File for divorce, immediately.

2. Throw yourself at the mercy of the divorce court judge, tell him all you want - is the home PC along with 1 credit card for chip shopping. She can have the rest. Rent a cardboard box to live in, just make sure it's equipped with at least 1 electrical outlet for the PC.

3. If your life is organized, get use to it being unorganized. Nothing else matters, except for chips.

4. Play soft music when sleeping, this will help combat nightly chip dreams.

Enjoy,

Sam