I was lying in bed this morning thinking about my friend Wayne Murphy... uh, wait a sec, let me re-phrase that... I was thinking about how Wayne says "Happy is a day that brings chips in the mail", and as thoughts do, it morphed into another thought...

You know you're addicted to chipping when you start to despise Sundays because the mail doesn't run!

Which in turn led to an idea for a fun thread... Remember the "You might be a redneck..." jokes? I thought it'd be fun to see how many "You might be a chipper..." jokes we could come up with? So here's mine (in my best Jeff Foxworthy voice)...

"If you hate Sundays (despite the possibility of going to hell for it) because you can't get any mail... you might be a chipper."

or how about...

"If you lie in bed thinking about posting messages on The Chipboard... you might be a chipper."

So I want to hear from you REALLY creative types out there! Let's here so good ones!