14 Things to do at Walmart

>1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when
> > >there
> > >not looking.
> > >
> > >2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute
> intervals.
> > >
> > >3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the bathrooms.
> > >
> > >4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official voice code 3
in
> > >house wares... and see what happens.
> > >
> > >5. Go to the services desk and to put a bag of m&m's on layaway.
> > >
> > >6. Move a CAUTION - WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.
> > >
> > >7. Set up a tent in sporting goods department, Tell shoppers you will
> only
> > >invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
> > >
> > >8. When a clerk asks if they can help you..begin to cry and ask "WHY
> CAN'T
> > >YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE"?
> > >
> > >9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
> > >pick
> > >your nose.
> > >
> > >10. While handling gun in the sporting goods department ask the clerk
if
> he
> > >knows where the antidepressants are.
> > >
> > >11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
> from
> > >Mission Impossible.
> > >
> > >12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK
ME
> > >PICK ME"
> > >
> > >13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
> > >position and scream "NO! NO! it's those voices again"
> > >
> > >And last but not least!!!!!
> > >
> > >14. Go into a fitting room and yell real loud....Hey! We're out of
toilet
> > >paper in here.