would probably get me the two or three chips that I covet.
Sadly, being the degenerate that I am, I will likely turn to you on Saturday or Sunday morning and say %&**^&*(*(*&&^%^#$%$@!! With what I lost at the tables, I coulda HAD those chips.
The good news is, just like last year, I WILL get to fondle those coveted chips. If Lady Luck decides to smile on me, rather than abandon me as usual, I just may be able to indulge both of my expensive passions.
Of course if I happen to win the $190,000,000 Mega Millions Jackpot tonight, the rest of you will have a chipless convention because all the chips would be MINEMINEMINE!
Sigh........one can dream.
See you in a few short days. I will try to protect you from big-bad-scary Jill