You could head up a class action suit on behalf of all former and future graduates on the same grounds as the young lady who's already filed suit. This could be big!! I'm seeing you making enough to pick up the tab for the entire convention! Limos to meet each of us at the airport! Private parties at The Palms' Skin! Maybe a new Lewin Law Center Building at Syracuse! (Can you tell I'm currently reading The King of Torts, by John Grisham? )