Youse knitpicken? Your not gunna tell me otherwhys. Youse need to give thot befour youse start be criticall and tell peepul how they kneads to talk. Everybody nose that a slippery slope is a pile of slippers. Shame on youse!

Sorry, I couldn't resist... I enjoyed your eloquent post and after reading it went from lugubrious to quasi-cheerful.