Subject: HA! Subject: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he
notices a sign out of the comer of his eye.....It reads:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 10 MILES
>
> He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on
without a second thought......Soon he sees another sign, which says:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 5 MILES
>
> Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for
real....Then he drives past a third sign saying:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> NEXT RIGHT
>
> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the
drive....On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign
next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
> He climbs the steps and rings the bell....The door is answered by
a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my
son?"....He answers,! "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in
>possibly doing business.".....
>
> "Very well, my son. Please follow me." ....He is led through many
>winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.... The nun stops at a
>closed door and tells the man, Please knock on this door".............
>
> He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a
tin cup answers the door.....This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the
cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway".......
>
> He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns
>cup...... He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door,
>pulling it shut behind him........
>
>
> As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the
parking
>lot, facing another small sign:
>
>
>
>
> GO IN PEACE.
> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
> SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
>