THE CIA exam
After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were
done, there were three finalists ....two men and a woman. For
the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to large metal door
and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
shoot my
wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the
right man for this job. Take your wife and go home. "

The second man was given the same
instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about
five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried,but I can't kill my
wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She! was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the
room. Shots were heard, one shot after another.
They heard screaming,crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him
to death with the chair."

Moral of the story: Women Don't mess
with them.