Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
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>The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
>because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
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>The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
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>Everything inside them is color coded."
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>The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
>everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
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>The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
>workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over
>at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
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>But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
>wrong.....
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>The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are
>interchangeable.