Subject: Courtship 2003
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> I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
> decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
> encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
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> There was only one thing bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was
> my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all
> beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, which made me feel
> uncomfortable.
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> One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding
> invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered
to
> me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
> that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life
to
> her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once..
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> What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she
> said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get
> me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
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> I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front
> door............... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
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> Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me
> and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test.
We
> couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
> family.
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> Moral of the story:
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> Always keep your condoms in your car
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