> > Subject: Sex with a cowboy
> >
> > You've got to know about Skoal to appreciate this one.
> >
> > For you non-Texans...the container for this 'snuff' is very large, flat
> > and
> > round, and the cowboy carries it in his back Jean pocket.
> >
> > Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her
sorority
> > sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. She
> > wanted to
> > taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que, take in a bona fide rodeo, and have sex
> > with
> > a real cowboy.
> >
> > Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.
> >
> > "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when
> > they
> > slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's oh so good. The taste is
> > unbelievable!"
> >
> >
> > "And, I went to a real rodeo...Talk a bout athletes! Those guys wrestle
> > full-
> > grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop then jump off the horses
> > and
> > grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just
> > incredible!"
> >
> > They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"
> >
> > "Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the
> > back
> > pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"

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