Who is Jack Schitt?

The lineage is finally revealed.

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: You don't know Jack Schitt. Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt a partner of Knee-deep & Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children. Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After 15 years of marriage Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Later, Noe Schitt married Mr Sherlock. and because her kids were still living with them she
wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they produced a son named Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
announcements in the newspaper announced the Schitt Happens Wedding. The Schitt Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt the prodigal son left home for a tour of the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pizza Schitt.

Now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack Schitt, you know his family history!