I didn't know who else to blame, since I can access every other site I've tried to access with ONE exception... my e-mail.

I heard mention of a virus on a news tease between shows, wasn't sure it there was a virus loose.

Can't I just blame Microsoft this time? Surely if their designers would just write a program that wasn't so prone to a 6th grader breaking their code and sending me unwanted popups, viruses and spam, I'd buy more of their products (okay, more of the products they plagiarised or bought from other sources they've absorbed).