A man goes to the dentist complaining of pain in his mouth. The dentist takes one look and proclaims its the WORST mouth he's ever seen, all the teeth need to come out and he is going to need a whole new plate put into his mouth. The dentist then asks the man how it is possible that his mouth came into such a state. "Well," the man starts, "It's like this doc. You see, I am totally obsessed with hollandaise sauce. I put it on everything, heck, sometimes I even eat it straight. What is all this dental work going to cost me?" The dentist does a few calculations, and responds with a figure of $25,000. "WHAT?" shrieks the patient, "surely there must be a cheaper way." The dentist explains, " Well, that is to remove all of your teeth, clean up the inside of your mouth and install a new Chrome Plate." "Chrome?" asks the patient, "Isn't there anything cheaper?" "Oh certainly," smiles the dentist, " we could use Porcelein, aluminum, plaster, fiberglass, theres tons of cheaper options, BUT................. ( you ready for this?????)

"EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S NO PLATE LIKE CHROME FOR THE HOLLANDAISE!"

Merry Christmas everybody!!!