A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young
> woman
> > > with
> > > > > > >purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a
variety
> > of
> > > > > > >tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly
> > > > > determined
> > > > > > >that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled
for
> > > > > immediate
> > > > > > >surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating
> table,
> > > the
> > > > > staff
> > > > > > >noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it
> > there
> > > > was
> > > > > a
> > > > > > >tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass. " Once the surgery was
> > > > completed,
> > > > > the
> > > > > > >surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which
said
> > > > "Sorry,
> > > > > we
> > > > > > >had to mow the lawn. "
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >