> A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage
> in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores
> them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of
> the men say the following "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses
>come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together
>again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
>
> "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
>"In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our
>sex lives.........
>
> "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm
>a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
>
> I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!