Corporate Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is
finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After
a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and
answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps
herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next
door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says,"I'll
give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have
on."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel
and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and
leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune,
the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
upstairs.

When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks
from the shower "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about
the 800 dollars he owes me?"

Moral of the story If you share critical information
pertaining to credit and risk in time with your
stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent
avoidable exposure.

Corporate Lesson 2

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side
of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which
she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs forcing
her habit to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest
had a look and nearly had an
accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily
slid his hand up her leg.

The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father,
remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He
forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was
unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide
up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"

Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but
the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a
meaningful glance and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to
retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go
forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story Always be well informed in your
job, or you might miss a great opportunity!

Corporate Lesson 3

Usually the staff of the company play Football.
The middle level managers are more interested in
Tennis.
The top management usually has a preference for Golf.

Finding As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls
reduce in size.

Corporate Lesson 4

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager
are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil
lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of
smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so
I'll give each of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the administration clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.

In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales
rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach
with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina
coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office
after lunch."

Moral of story Always let your boss have the first
say.

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