I wish I could speak Spanish -- just for the TV. I sometimes spend hours wtching the Spanish-language programming here in the U.S. just to see the skantily-clad bimbos and bad acting.

As for V.I.P., that's one of my wife's favorites. She just loves that Pam doesn't even try to be anything more than a cartoon character. Actually, the girl who plays one of Pam's partners on that show helped me move into a New York City apartment about 11 years ago. It was quite embarrassing having a model show you up moving furniture. My friend (her fiance at the time), myself, and my wife were dying after one trip and she's jogging up the stairs with my TV in her hands.