A crude guy goes into a bar in a Polish neighborhood. Orders a couple of drinks and strikes up a converation with the bartender.

Then he says: "I heard a teriffic Polish joke, you wanna hear it?"

The bartender replies: "Now hold it. Did you know that I'm Polish, the owner is Polish, and in fact every one in this bar is Polish?"

The man replies: "OK, OK. I get the message. I'll tell it real slow and I'll try not to use any big words."