...dump the J - E - T - S - JETS - JETS - JETS.

Lowly as they may be, they are my team and that's that. I mean hey, they absolutely suck, but they suck for ME.

However, if you're gonna hand me the Chargers, I may as well root for a few chips out of the deal, huh? (Not to mention that they are now my "local" team).