Pete-

I'm very ashamed of wanting to eat at the Klondike. I'm not proud of my use of profanity. I ALWAYS try to refrain from profanity when asked. I NEVER (even tonight) use it at a table when ladies are present, or when the dealer is a lady. (My wife swears like a sailor, so that's different). What I am AMUSED at, is the fact that this pit boss resorted to using profanity and profane hand gestures in his attempt to keep someone like me out of the place.

I am also just very proud of being evicted from a casino. It's only my second time (last time was Ellis Island for twirling the microphone during Karaoke). It's just so VEGAS to be kicked out of a casino, especially a hole.