A LAWYER IN LOVE
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> For three years, a young attorney had been taking his brief
> vacations at this country inn where lived a buxom lass--the innkeeper's >daughter.. On the last visit, they had a passionate affair
> On the fourth year and looking forward to an exciting
> few days, he drove to the inn and ran up the stairs to the room where >he knew he would find the beautiful girl. But there sat his lover with an >infant on her lap!
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> "Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he
> cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married,
> and the baby would have my name!"
>
> "Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat
> up all night talkin' and talkin', and decided it would be better to
> have a bast**d in the family than a lawyer.