Brooklyn Law, class of 1995.

A buttload of honors back in the day (Moot Court, so-and-so's prize, blah, blah).

A few of my favorite professors (Hellerstein, Pitler) might even remember me if they haven't been shortlisted for the Court of Appealks these days. LOL.

But I prefer my life getting drunk and high with rock stars. It's a pain, but someone has to do it.

Anyway. Thanks for being so cool. Hope you like your chip.