First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to
be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife
I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy:
"That's nothing! I had to
promise my wife I'll build her
a new deck for the pool."
Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy!
I had to promise my wife that I'll
remodel the kitchen for her."
They continued to fish, until they realized
the fourth guy had not said a word.
So they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about
what you had to do to be able
to come fishing this weekend.
What's the deal?"
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
When it went off,
I shut off the clock,
gave the wife a nudge and said,
"Fishing, or Sex?" -
And she said, "Wear a sweater."