Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and go into
the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in
a "Passionate Embrace." Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can
barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother
excitedly...
"MOMMY MOMMY,I WAS AT THE PLAY GROUND AND DADDY AND.."
Mommy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little
Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving
Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the
seat, then Daddy..."
At this point, Mommy cuts him off and said, "Johny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I
want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the undressing,
laying down on the seat, and... "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same
thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army."

(Some times you need to listen to the whole story before you
interrupt!!!)