Every now and then I hear or read something that cracks me up when someone is describing a chip...
Here are two of my favorites:

May 22, 2001: concerning a discussion on CJ chips
The hat reflects enough light that you could use it to signal airplanes

and this morning in an email,
It is a yellow H&C chip with Gold Hot Stamp and edges so sharp you can shave with them.
Now how could I pass up a chip like that???