> > > > The Three Mice
> > > > >
> > > > > > Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough
> > > > > neighborhood late
> > > > > > at night, trying to impress each other about how
> > > > > tough they are.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > The first mouse throws down a shot of bourbon,
> > > > > slams the empty
> > > > > > glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and
> > > > > says, "When I see
> > > > > > a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with
> > > > > my foot. When the bar
> > > > > > comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it
> > > > > twenty times
> > > > > > to work up an appetite, and then make off with
> > > > > the cheese."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila,
> > > > > drinks them down one
> > > > > > after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar,
> > > > > turns to the first mouse
> > > > >
> > > > > > and replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I
> > > > > collect as much as I can,
> > > > > > take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it
> > > > > to my coffee each morning
> > > > >
> > > > > > so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the
> > > > > day."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to
> > > > > the third mouse. The
> > > > > > third mouse finishes the beer he has in front of
> > > > > him, lets out a long sigh
> > > > >
> > > > > > and says to the first two, "I don't have time for
> > > > > this bull. Gotta go home
> > > > >
> > > > > > and have sex with the cat."
> > > > > >
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