Divorce at 100 MPH
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> A married couple are driving along a highway doing
> sixty mph,
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> the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks
> over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been
> married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
>
> The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to
> seventy mph.
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> He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out
> of it, because I've been having an affair with your
> best friend, and she's a better lover than you are."
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> Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger
> increases.
>
> "I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck.
> Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.
>
> He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives
> faster and faster.
>
> By now she's up to ninety mph. "All right," he says,
> "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards,
> too." The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge
> overpass piling. This makes him a bit nervous, so
> he says, "Isn't there anything you want?"
>
> The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."
>
> "Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"
> Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph,
>
> the wife smiles and says, "The airbag."
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