>A young city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an
>old
>farmer for $100.00.
>
>The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
>
>The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad
>news, the donkey died."
>
>Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
>
>The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and done spent every penny of it
>already.
>
>" Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
>
>The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
>
>Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."
>
>Farmer: " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
>
>Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
>
>A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What ever happened
>with that dead donkey?"
>
>Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and
>made
>a profit of $898.00."
>
>Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
>
>Kenny: " Just the guy who won, so I gave him his two dollars back..."
>
>Young Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
>

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