A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the station when he
noticed a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
middle.

The girl was wearing a fire fighter's helmet
and had the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look, "that sure is a
nice fire truck," the fire fighter said with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl said.

The fire fighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied
the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner," the fire fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how
to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the
cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't
have a siren."