Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden one
> of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo!
Wooooo!
> Wooooo!" he called into the caveand then he listened very closely until he
> heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and
> ran into the cave.
>
> The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all
> about. Was the other Indian crazy or what?
>
> "No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season when Indian
> men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' intothe opening. If
they
> get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."
>
> Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the
> cave stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there
was
> an Answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep inside the cave.
>
> He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
>
> The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he
> came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the
> huge opening, he was thinking, "Ho, man! Look at the size of this cave! It
> is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big,
fine
> women in this cave!"
>
> He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
> "Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation,
and
> then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
>
> With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,
> tearing off his clothes as he ran.
>
> The following day, the headline in Newspaper read.....
>
>
>
> "NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN