Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a West Virginia mountain
> man, was drafted by the Army.
> On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That
> afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.
>
> On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush. That
> afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
>
> On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. . . the Army is
> still looking for him.
>
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