Michael looks mesmerized.

Larry looks lascivious.

Had my camera's shutter opened on a timely basis (ie: when I pressed the button a good 2 seconds before it actually did), you would have seen in this picture Larry planting a wet one on Michael.

But in the photo that the camera chose to take, Michael is looking stunned by the placement of Larry's right hand.

An unlicensed amateur proctologist, Dr. Holibaugh performs a surprise prostate exam on Mr. Knapp on the convention floor: