reading his paper

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> > >A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up
> >behind
> > >him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.
> > >
> > >
> > >"What was that for?" he asked.
> > >"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Mary
> >Lou
> > >written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races,
> >Mary
> > >Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
> > >
> > >
> > >"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good
> > >explanation."
> > >
> > >
> > >Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up
and
> >hit
> > >him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked
him
> >out
> > >cold. When he came to, he asked, "What was that for?"
> > >
> > >
> > >She replied "Your horse called."
> > >