A RETIRED GENTLEMAN WENT TO THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE TO APPLY FOR SOCIAL
SECURITY. THE WOMAN BEHIND THE COUNTER ASKED HIM FOR HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE
TO VERIFY HIS AGE. HE LOOKED IN HIS POCKETS AND REALIZED HE LEFT HIS WALLET
AT HOME.

HE TOLD THE WOMAN HE WAS SORRY BUT HE SEEM TO HAVE LEFT HIS WALLET AT HOME,
I'LL HAVE TO GO HOME AND COME BACK LATER. THE WOMAN SAID "UNBUTTON YOUR
SHIRT" SO HE OPENS HIS SHIRT REVEALING LOTS OF
CURLY SILVER HAIR. SHE SAYS "THAT SILVER HAIR ON YOUR CHEST IS PROOF ENOUGH
FOR ME." AND SHE PROCESSED HIS SOCIAL SECURITY APPLICATION.

WHEN HE GOT HOME, THE MAN EXCITEDLY TELLS HIS WIFE ABOUT HIS EXPERIENCE AT
THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE.

THE WIFE SAID "YOU SHOULD HAVE DROPPED YOUR PANTS, YOU MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN
DISABILITY TOO.