Starting to pack up for the convention but thought I would post something for your viewing pleasure...

When you want to enter a casino in the UK you have to become a member. Most of the time it is free but the law stipulates that you must make application and be accepted 24 hours in advance. So you complete an application and then the next day you can go inside. The only other way is to be a guest for an existing member.

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx)