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Convention Event - New Ultra Town Tavern Visit

This is a newly organized event for the more adventurous convention attendee. After the convention is over on Saturday night, June 6th, at midnight, we can visit the New Ultra Town Tavern in North Las Vegas. The place is sure to be hoppin' by then and a good time is promised for all.

An armored tank will be picking us up in from of the Tropicana at 11:30 pm for the short drive to lovely North Las Vegas. On the way you will be served complimentary various anti-bacterial agents and other anti-toxens. Full body armor will be provided for all guests. At the casino you can gamble to your heart's content and pick up all your favorite casino collectibles. Interesting items you might find on this visit are casino logo syringes, discarded crack pipes and used condoms. For bottle collectors looking to add to their collection, a wide variety of malt liquor bottles and fine wine (Thunderbird, Four Roses, etc.) can usually be found just outside the casino in the parking lot and even on the sidewalk. What a treasure.

If you are interested, please see your psychiatrist for a referral.

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Convention Event - New Ultra Town Tavern Visit
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