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Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally
> > dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the
> > table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread
> > wide, wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon
> > trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged
> > red-faced.
> >
> > Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's
> > wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything >that you liked
> > under there?"
> >
> > Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well,
> > indeed he did.
> >
> > She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
> >
> > After taking a minute or two to assess the financial as well as the
> > moral costs of this offer, John indicates that he is indeed
> > interested. She tells him that since her husband, Bill, works Friday
> > afternoons and John doesn't, that John should be at her house
> > around 2.00 Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, John
> > showed up at Bill's house for the planned time with Sue at 2:00
> > PM sharp and after paying her the agreed sum of $500, they went
> > to the bedroom and closed their sexual transaction as Sue had
> > promised. Afterwards, John quickly dressed and left.
> >
> > As usual, Bill came home from work at 6:00 PM and upon
> > entering the house, asked his wife abruptly, "Did John come by
> > the house this afternoon?"
> >
> > A little worried, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by
> > for a few minutes this afternoon."
> >
> > Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked,
> > "And did he give you $500?"
> >
> > In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, and after
> > musteringup her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he
> > did give me $500."
> >
> > Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by
> > saying, "Good I was hoping he did. John came by the office
> > this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me
> > he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay
> > me back."