Truisms
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> 1.If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
> 2.Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
> 3.Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than
> standing in a garage makes you a car.
> 4.Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
> 5.If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never
> tried before.
> 6.My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
> 7.Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
> serious.
> 8.It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
> 9.For every action, there is an equal and opposite government
> program..
> 10.If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
> trip.
> 11.Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
> 12.A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so
> good.
> 13.Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
> 14.Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
> 15.No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
> 16.A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
> 17.Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the
> waist change places.
> 18.Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
> 19.Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
> before you need it.
> 20.There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
> 21.Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
> mistake when you make it again.
> 22.By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
> 23.Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
> 24.Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
> world.
> 25.It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
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> FACT: Light travels faster than sound. "That's why some people
> appear very bright until they speak."
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