A DETECTIVE STORY, SO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION

Three elderly ladies are excited about their first Yankees baseball game. They smuggled a bottle of Jack Daniels into the game. The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves drinking Jack Daniels mixed with soft drinks. Soon they realize that the bottle of Jack Daniels is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go.

Using the clues given, what inning is the game in and what is the status of the game?

Think!

Think some more!

You're gonna love it ........

And the Answer is:

It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded

Middle-East Terrorists!!

Everyone seems to be wondering why the Middle Eastern terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now: No booze No bars No television No Internet No organized sports, stadiums or tailgate parties No Hooters No meat from a pig Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy in sight Ever try to fish at an oasis Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe your butt with your left. No music No radio You can't shave You can't shower Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel dung The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else Oh, and then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!