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IT'S WARM IN SYRACUSE grin NCR

It's been in the 60's since before Thanksgiving but we'll get ours soon, I fear. In the meantime here's a winter story:

It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote
> reservation asked their
> new
> > Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
> >
> > Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he
> had never been
> taught
> > the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he
> couldn't tell what
> the
> > weather was going to be.
> >
> > Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to
> his tribe that
> the
> > winter was indeed going to be cold and that the
> members of the
> village
> > should collect wood to be prepared.
> >
> > But also being a practical leader, after several
> days he got an idea.
> He
> > went to the phone booth, called the National Weather
> Service and
> asked,
> > "Is
> > the coming winter going to be cold?"
> >
> > "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold
> indeed," the
> > meteorologist at the weather service responded.
> >
> > So the Chief went back to his people and told them
> to collect even
> more
> > wood in order to be prepared.
> >
> > A week later, he called the National Weather Service
> again. "Is it
> going
> > to be a very cold winter?"
> >
> > "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again
> replied, "It's
> definitely
> > going to be a very cold winter."
> >
> > The Chief again went back to his people and ordered
> them to collect
> every
> > scrap of wood they could find.
> >
> > Two weeks later, he called the National Weather
> Service again. "Are
> you
> > absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very
> cold?"
> >
> > "Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one
> of the coldest
> > winters ever."
> >
> > "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
> >
> > The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting
> wood like crazy.

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