DAVE WROTE:
Can you teach me how you get all this neat Harrah's stuff....................??????

A while back, Mike Poole accurately defined my unique patented manner of acquiring things reasonably... but I'll share a few of my simple techniques for getting "stuff" :
BEGGING, BLACKMAIL and BRIBERY.
WHINING, GROVELING and PLEADING.
Relentless SWOONING also works, along with shameless SNIVELING and desperate DROOLING.

Now I realize that many man and woman would never resort to such lowly tactics ...
but I WILL. In fact, I wail without hesitation

If all else fails... try MONEY.
Sometimes MONEY can sway the most stubborn collector.
(except L. Hollibaugh who REFUSES to part with his Harrah's red BD chip

Hope this helps Dave.

WARNING: These techniques may earn you the "SICK PUPPY" title.
However... please understand: This title will NOT hurt you... and MAY even get you a free Diamondback chip eventually if you NEED one.

Sincerely,
Jill Sick-Puppy Bitner