300,000 guests the first week, but Trav won't be there.
Private parties for the whales and big wigs today but Trav won't be there.

Free canapes for the special guests but Trav won't be there.

Free food and drinks for the hoity toities but Trav won't be there.

Gifts will be given to those in attendance but Trav won't be there.

George M. will greet the special guests personally but not Trav because Trav won't be there.

But even with the terrible slight that Trav has suffered, still he wishes Gene and his gang the very best of success and promises to stay at the Palms next year, even without the freebies.