Here in Arizona, we appreciate the Yankee bats rolling over and playing dead for us, it was a very gracious gesture on their part.

Having their superior pitching staff throw us a bunch of big fat meatballs so our impotent offense could score 13 runs in the first two games was also very nice of them.

I'm sure they'll let us get a 3rd win, just to tease us, before shutting us down entirely, right?