TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
Latest news reports advise that a cell of 5 terrorist have been operating at our Company. Police advised earlier today that 4 of the 5 have been detained. Security stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin, Bin Whinin, and Bin Fightin have been detained for questioning. The police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fifth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area. Police are confident that
anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.