Todd, I'm real sad to hear that you lost your job but don't fret. Just go to Plan B. In a nutshell, this is the plan. Take a correspondence course in plumbing, move to Florida & then set up a very lucrative proctology practice in one of the retirement communities in south Florida. Folks in this area do it all the time & you don't even need to pass the medical boards!
I'm off to the temple to ask God for forgiveness for all of my sins during the past year. This should be a very loooooog night with fasting all day tomorrow.